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Welcome to the guide to banging your head into a brick wall.

Some people around the world believes there is only one way to bang your head into a brick wall, but there are actually 2 ways. Both ways are painful, yes indeed, however you will sooner or later notice that one of them is more painful.

1. The first way to bang your head into a brick wall is to start of with finding a philosophy book, approximately 300 - 500 pages, and read it without any break. After a while you will notice that you have a headache, that is a sign that you have begun banging your head into a brick wall. It happens somtimes that you will bleed from your ears or your nose, but don't worry, it's just one of the side effects. When you feel a little bit dizzy, continue reading if you can, it will go away after a while. If you are done with the book, go see a doctor as soon as possible, you might die or go nuts. Now you are done banging your head into a brick wall.

2. The second way to banging your head into a brick wall is to start of with finding a brick wall. Concentrate, aim at it and start banging your head into the brick wall. After a while you will feel dizzy and probably bleed. There, you are done!

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